-stop
Good god, man!
You almost got the cheese touch
-The what?
- The Cheest Touch
Nobody knows when or how
but one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop
Nobody knew who it belonged to
Nobody touched it
Nobody threw it away
And so there it sat
growing more foul and powerful by the day
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh
made the biggest mistake of his life