Would Pixie Wiggle foot please report immediately to the reindeer hangar.
Brrr
Elf: Excuse me Santa
Santa: Hmm?
Santa: Yes, yes Noel, I’m on to it.
Uh, compose new email… Send Santa’s naughty list 2018 to elves@northpole.com
Oh my reindeer!
Elf: Santa, what have you done?
Elvis: Guys, we’re all on Santa’s naughty list.
Girl: What are we gonna do?
Elvis: Yes! Summit
Elvis: Air New Zealand, I need your help.
Guy: Kia Ora
Elvis: What are we gonna do?
There are kids here from all around the world
And we’re all on Santa’s naughty list.
We need to fix it.
Girl: We need to rebalance our karma.
Do some good deeds.
Argentinian Boy: Speaking in foreign language
Man: Argentina promises to reduce personal gaseous emissions by 27%
Elvis: That’s good.
British girl: On behalf of all the children of Great Britain we promise to eat more vegetables by 2019.
Indian Girl: (Speaking in Indian)
Japanese Girl: (Speaking in Japanese)
Stewardess: The country of Japan promises a 30% reduction in hair pulling
American boy: I have to say, I’m not naughty at all.
In fact, I’m the nicest person I know.
I didn’t expect that reaction but that’s okay.
Elvis: New Zealand promises to do all our chores, spend less time on our phones,
and be nicer to Australia.
Elvis: Thanks for your help today, guys.
Girl: No probs. Hey, Elvis?
Elvis: Yeah?
Girl: Will Santa really know about what we did today?
Elvis: Of course!
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The Nicest Christmas Ever