Elevator operator: Hello, folks! What floor?
Woman: Oh we're car shopping.
Elevator operator: You’re going down… Way down
Elevator operator: This floor, root canal
Doctor: This is bad.
Elevator operator: This stop, jury duty. Remember, innocent until proven… Well he did it, right? We all agree he did it?
Elevator operator: Okay, six-hour flight, middle seat. Who’s got vitamin C?
Elevator operator: This floor, “The talk”.
Man: Your body’s changing.
Man: My body changed, even grandma’s body.
Elevator operator: Vegan dinner party. Is that even a thing?
Woman: We’re having beet loaf, Sergio’s specialty.
Man: Why, thank you!
Elevator operator: Car shopping, off you go.
Man: No, sorry we’re getting a Hyundai.
Woman: Yes, we used Shopper Assurance. It was really easy.
Elevator operator: Hyundai? Going up
Hyundai Shopper Assurance – transparent pricing, streamlined purchase, a three-day worry-free exchange and test drives that come to you.
Elevator operator: Not so fast, Captain Colon, back it up. Thank you
Its car shopping made better.
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The Elevator