Hi Alexa, reheat pasta.
Reheating pasta.
It’s cool, right?
Yeah, I didn’t know you guys put Alexa in the microwave.
Yeah, we’re putting her in a lot of stuff now.
But trust me, there are a lot of fails.
Like what?
Like…
Alexa, play my podcast
When you heard that did that surprise… (murmur)
That seems exciting!
We made an Alexa dog collar
For dogs
Ordering dog food
You can bark all you want I’m not paying for anymore dog food
Ordering gravy
Ordering sausages
Hey! You better cancel that order
Alexa hot tub… sucked
Alexa, play music
Okayyy…
And then there was ‘The Incident’
Wait… that was you guys?
I don’t know, was it?
Powering up. Powering down. Powering up. Powering down.
She says she’s doing it but I don’t see anything. Do you?
Holy!
I’m not talking to you.
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