Old Man: They say it lives way out there, deep in the city.
Woman: I heard it wonders the streets at night, in search of food.
Old Man: I hear it can carry two kayaks, right on its back.
Woman: It made this big loud sound¡¦
Young Man: You know how nobody can find parking on game day? It found a way.
The new Subaru Crosstrek, the true urban legend.